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Showing posts with label Mayor Bloomberg. Show all posts

Friday, May 3, 2013

FROM ZERO HEDGE BLOG - MAYOR BLOOMBERG AND THE PIZZA NAZI

"You've Reached Your Slice Limit Mayor Bloomberg" - The Food Police Meets The Pizza Nazi

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After months of legislating soda sizes and steak rarenesses it seems the food police have finally met their match. As The Daily Currant "reports", in protest over the proposed soda ban in NY, the owners of Collegno's Pizzeria in Brooklyn refused to serve Mayor Michael Bloomberg a second slice of pizza during an informal lunch meeting. Ripped from the scripts of Seinfeld, or Pulp Fiction, or, appropriately enough, The Onion, when Bloomberg requested the second slice, the owner retorted, "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit." The exchange quickly escalated with the Mayor dropping f-bombs and the restaurant's owner climaxing with, "there's nothing I can do; maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories." A fuming Bloomberg left the pizzeria and finished his meeting (and more pizza) at a rival restaurant.
Via The Daily Currant:
"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

"OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."

"I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."

"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay."

"I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do," the owner repeated. "Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories."

Witnesses say a fuming Bloomberg and a bemused Liu did indeed walk down the street to a rival pizzeria , ordered another slice and finished their meeting.
P.S. since there may be some confusion about The Daily Currant's "Onionesque" qualities, we should probably suggest that there is a "modest" element of satire to this piece. Which of course means there is a substantial amount of implicit truth.
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Monday, January 28, 2013

MAYOR ASSBERG (OOPS - BLOOMBERG! DO YOU THINK HE'LL MIND?) AND ARMED PROTECTION...BUT WHAT ABOUT US AND OUR KIDS? H/T TO MERLIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCC-rEx81PE&feature=player_embedded

Remember, THEY and only THEY, our new political nobility and their children, deserve protection.

They would prefer the rest of us, the commoners, be disarmed, and our children
left unprotected in 'gun-free' killing zones.


That's the way it was in the former Soviet Union and that's the way they want it here, too.

I think they'e in for a surprise.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

NYC: YOU ARE UNDER THE THUMB OF A TYRANT; A DICTATOR...NYC TO RESTRICT POWERFUL PRESCRIPTION DRUGS IN PUBLIC HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS - AND YOU TAKE THIS? ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/11/nyregion/new-york-city-to-restrict-powerful-prescription-drugs-in-public-hospitals-emergency-rooms.html?hp&_r=1&

WAIT UNTIL "YOU" OR YOUR FAMILY NEEDS ONE OF THESE.  UNTIL THEN, SUFFER.

This is sadism; barbarism; torture.

You deserve what you put up with. You deserve what you elected. A kind, sympathetic, empathetic Mayor who wants to be the emperor of New York.  Good luck.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

JERK REPORT: THE STRANGE BIRTH OF NEW YORK'S GUN LAWS

http://clashdaily.com/2012/12/the-strange-birth-of-nys-gun-laws/

To the flock of sheep - the citydwellers in NYC and all over the state - I respectfully request you read this.

You are all in danger by the Mayor you elected and liberal Democrats who would make you defenseless.

Without your club, you should never leave home (just like the cavemen).  And now, with false-flag crazies and psychopaths loving gun free zones so that they can mass murder the sheep, you need to rethink not only your mindset but your lifestyle and where it takes you.

Your rights cannot be removed by a mayor or a Congressman, a Governor or a President.  Your rights are given to you by God, something you seem to forget.  Whether it's a tall drink or a gun, a snide remark or wearing a t-shirt that some may find objectionable - YOU HAVE RIGHTS.  You also have the right to refuse or run from your rights.

Think about it.

Friday, December 21, 2012

IN BLOOMBERG'S FAIRY TALE GUN FREE COMMUNIST WORLD

http://patriotoutdoornews.com/4641/in-bloombergs-fairy-tale-gun-free-communist-world

THE MAYORS AGAINST ILLEGAL GUNS (A COALITION OF APPROX. 750 MEMBERS) SENT THIS TO OBAMA ON DECEMBER 19, 2012

The member names who agree were printed beneath.  I believe this was authored by NYC's Mayor Bloomberg.  One of the members is Panama City Mayor Greg Brudnicki, who admitted he was a member, but denies signing it. 
He spoke about this on the Burnie Thompson Show earlier.  But his "signature" is included.
So who do we believe.  He was very calm and dismissed this.  Had it been me, I would have been explosively angry and calling the best attorney I could find!
This letter is absolute trash to the people who believe in the Constitution and the Second Amendment.  It draws the line between totalitarian, leftist government and Constitutional government.
The citizens of Bay County, FL and Panama City, FL need to know where he stands and get proof through FOIA requests that indeed he did sign or give permission, or not.
You decide.
Touted as pro-Second Amendment, why then is Brudnicki a member of this organization? 
http://www.mikebloomberg.com/index.cfm?objectid=BF28B050-C29C-7CA2-F414FC3F9EC99945

Did you ever see such unconstitutional, anti-Second Amendment garbage in your life?  NYC would be well served if they got rid of this little left wing tyrant.

Friday, November 16, 2012

ZIA MARIA TELLS MAYOR BLOOMBERG OFF



WE ITALIAN GRANDMA'S ARE TOUGHER THAN WE LOOK!

Doesn't matter that we're all under 5' tall, we'll put a curse on you ase!

http://www.paganlibrary.com/reference/on_hereditary_italian_witchcraft.php

Friday, November 2, 2012

NEW YORK MARATHON CANCELLED

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/ny-mayor-criticized-canceling-marathon-17627538#.UJRd6mfbQis

INSANITY IS PENNYWISE AND POUND FOOLISH (HEY, STATEN ISLAND AND NYC - THIS IS FOR YOU)

http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/11/02/insanity-is-penny-wise-pound-foolish/

I'm a Staten Islander so I can rant about Bloomberg's decision to hold the NY Marathon instead of providing power to MY HOME TOWN, STATEN ISLAND, NY!

You guys elected him.  Twice?  Three times?  I don't know.  How can you put up with his crap and not fire him next time around.  Same goes for Schumer.  Unless  you elect right-thinking, not left-leaning people who will be sensitive to your needs, you will be stuck in inertia.  It can only get worse.

You need the money he's blowing on the marathon.  Don't put up with his crap.

I grew up on SI and I lived in Queens, Brooklyn and the West Village.  I wasn't politically aware until 25 years ago.  You need some guidance.  I hope you get rid of Bloomberg and Schumer.  You need to help yourselves up and out of the gutter soup.

Take care.

Get a backbone.

God bless.

Friday, August 31, 2012

NYPD RELEASES EMPIRE SHOOTING SURVEILLANCE VIDEO. ALL 9 BYSTANDERS SHOT BY POLICE.

http://dailybail.com/home/nypd-releases-empire-shooting-surveillance-video-all-nine-in.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheDailyBail+%28The+Daily+Bail%29

Bloomberg and his Chief of Police need to be taken down for this one.

You had the guy shoot the dog on 14th St. with the street full of people; nothing was done.  Apparently, a lack of western movies showing ricochets need to be included in their weapons training.  It was horrible enough to watch that dog writhe in pain, crying and bleeding, and a week or so later, THIS?

Fire them all.