Give it back, Obie. You didn't deserve it. You don't deserve it, and you will never deserve it.
It's a bogus award anyway.
We'll get you a buy 12, get one free donut and coffee card at the local Starbuck's if they have one; Dunkin' Donuts will probably make one if they don't have one for you. The nation will be better served by this. Not by a phony award.