This is just the things to make the dreams of every obese person in the world come true!
A special look at being overweight at this link: http://www.alternet.org/stories/89127/
It'll give a new meaning to visiting a fat farm. I mean, if this is taken seriously soon we can go to a fat farm to lose weight and profit! Though liposuction is dangerous, we could be paid to give up our fat at a fat farm. Farm our fat!
Maybe "they" could develop a little valve to be placed on our bodies, less barbaric than the crude, cruel methods used in draining bile from the bears at the bile farms in Asia.
Eat all the sweets, Doritos and potato chips you want, and make a visit to a fat farm to get your fat sucked out and do it all again. Dangerous? Maybe. But think of what you'd be doing for America.
I'm ready to do my part - I want to be first in line.
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