LET'S CALL THE LEFT DIMWITTED. OH, WAIT - HERE'S A SITE YOU MUST SEE - IT'S CALLED DEMITS.COM AND FINALLY, AFTER SUCH A LONG DAY, YOU CAN LAUGH!

https://demwits.com/

TOP 10 ALTERNATIVES TO APOLOGIZING TO AFGHANISTAN

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/24/top-ten-alternatives-apologizing-afghanistan/?awt_l=80AKl&awt_m=3gZ0G8thehTM1Od

Let's have a laugh.

I just realize I'm able to hear normally tonight. I am listening to music for the first time since
May of last year!!!

"INCARCEREX" - A BIT OF HUMOR FROM BRASSCHECK TV

A humorous depiction of how the government incarcerates too many people for petty drug offenses. The Prison Industrial Complex is making too much money locking up otherwise law abiding citizens.  The government is addicted to Incarcerex...  Video:  http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/9159.html  Goodman Green - Brasscheck  P.S. Please share Brasscheck TV e-mails and videos with friends and colleagues.   That's how we grow. Thanks.   ================================ Brasscheck TV 2380 California St. San Francisco, CA 94115  To unsubscribe or change subscriber options visit: http://www.aweber.com/z/r/?zAxs7OwctKyMLAycTOyctEa0jMyMrJwsHOw=    

FOR POLITICAL HUMOR WITH A BITE - THE LINK IS HERE.

http://daletoons.blogspot.com/

MUSIC TIME! VICTORIA JACKSON ON SHARIA LAW, BEHEADINGS, PEDOPHILE WEDDINGS AND SOME POLITICAL TALK

http://patriotupdate.com/videos/sharia-law-beheadings-pedophile-weddings

ARCHIE BUNKER WAS RIGHT

http://constitutionclub.org/2011/09/26/archie-bunker-was-right/

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, OBAMA!

http://trevorloudon.com/2011/09/attackwatch-humor/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NewZeal+%28New+Zeal+Blog%29

This turned out to be your best work, Fool!

A GIFT OF LAUGHTER - PLEASE EXPLORE THIS SITE

http://lmaobama.com/

IF YOU GIVE A DEMOCRAT A COOKIE...

SAY GOODBYE TO THE FRAUD IN CHIEF - HE'S BEING OUTSOURCED

http://dancingczars.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/say-good-bye-to-the-fraud/comment-page-1/#comment-11481

JOKE

Two Democrats are having lunch together. All of a sudden one stands up and shouts, "You’re lying." The other replies, "I know, but just hear me out."

Major scientific discover found in Washington, DC and in California

Pelosium.



A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest
element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact
with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons
within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that
Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical
Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since
it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.



--
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have".
-Thomas Jefferson

H/T to Bobby!

Sort of a fable for you - Called "The Prize"

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young hens called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.



John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.



The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the ?No Bell Piece Prize? but they also awarded him the ?Pulletsurprise? as well.



Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.



Vote carefully ...the bells are not always audible...

Here's a blog for the ladies -

Politics AND humor -

http://www.womanhonorthyself.com/?cat=10