JOKE OF THE DAY

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish."I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.



MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN.