PKD Industries, a private research company, has partnered with Procter and Gamble, maker of Febreze®, to market an ingenious spray product that neutralizes CO2, leaving nothing in its wake but a mild and pleasant odor.
The spray, dubbed the Ubik 3000, comes in different models to cover all leading causes of CO2 emissions -- including coal-fired power plants, aircraft, deforestation, and vehicles. Its mist bonds with CO2 molecules, changing their structure into a harmless perfume. Power plants around the world are expected to ditch elaborate carbon-credit schemes and scramble to purchase tens of thousands of cans of the new product. Climate-conscious individuals will use it on the tailpipes of their cars, ATVs, and Ford F-150s.
The spray comes in four fresh fragrances: Enchanting AtmosphereTM, Arctic Chillaxin'TM, Greenhouse F/XTM, and French Vanilla. PKD Industries researchers hope to expand the product line with a spray that neutralizes methane emitted as livestock flatulence
NOTE FROM ME: co2 MAKES TREES GROW, GREEN THINGS NEED IT AND WITHOUT IT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE OXYGEN, IDIOTS! AND APPARENTLY YOU WERE HIDING UNDER ROCKS WHEN CLIMATE CHANGE WAS FOUND TO BE A HOAX.