TSA screenings can give you an STD
You could pick up a sex disease on your next trip -- and you don't even have to visit a hooker in a foreign city to get it.
Just a visit to the airport will do, because your perverted Uncle Sam is spreading germs as he forces passengers to spread for his new "enhanced security screenings."
You've probably heard a bit about these government-sanctioned gropings. One TV news producer singled out for a special pat down said the agent stuck a hand inside her pants and even felt around inside her panties.
"It was basically worse than going to the gynecologist," she said. "It was embarrassing. It was demeaning. It was inappropriate."
It's also a very real public health threat.
The TV news producer didn't mention the rubber gloves worn by the screeners, but there have been multiple reports of TSA workers using the same gloves from one passenger to the next.
And that means every visit with a TSA worker could be like a quick dip in a Tijuana whorehouse -- because these guys could be passing out everything from herpes to the crabs all day and night.
That's a bigger threat to passenger safety than any wannabe terrorist!
A breast cancer survivor was forced to remove her prosthetic breast. A bladder cancer survivor was left covered in his own urine when TSA workers caused his urostomy bag to burst. Children have been screaming through some very personal lessons in "bad touch."
And in one case, a nursing mother who complained to the TSA after agents X-rayed bottles of pumped breast milk was singled out for retaliatory extra screening during her next trip.
Watch her 90-minute ordeal here.
Expect more stories like these, assuming people are still allowed to talk about them -- because Uncle Sam has finally succeeded. He's groped your rights away -- and you might never get them back.
Happy New Year!
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