NOT A DOG, NOT A CHILD, NOT A TOWEL, NOT A TOE.
As you may have heard, Michele Oslima is coming for a visit to Panama City. Interesting that BP announced today that it is possible that tomorrow as well, the oil leak may come to a halt. Voila! Just like that.
Coincidence or Miracle?
Maybe she'll walk on the oil slick and hold her trim arms over the leak from a snow white Coast Guard vessel and the subsea volcano will miraculously and abruptly stop?
Come on people - try your hand at the scenario of your choice.
She could become a saint!
Maybe she will take a silk scarf and lay it on the water. When she picks it out, all the oil in the Gulf will be absorbed (by miracle) in the silk. The water will become turquoise and clear again. Dead dolphins and whales, little fishes, shrimp, will rise from the depths and rejoice. Angels will sing - no doubt a Negro spiritual - something left over from Rev. Wright's hymn book.
Praise God, Praise Allah.
Dammit to hell.
I'll be glued to the news tomorrow.
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