JANET NAPOLITANO: WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPLETELY SEAL THE BORDER

http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=68494

SORRY, JANET. NOW I WANT YOUR JOB, because not only are you not doing it, you don't want us to think you can do it. YOU NEED TO BE FIRED, YOU CRETIN!

I'LL HAVE THE BORDERS LOCKED TIGHTER THAN A DRUM.

Just give me a chance.