Another idea for a new movie...

Congress is voting on legislation which will just about shatter the country's way of life. They have bought into a panic global warming scenario, by an ex-VP whose family owns a profitable mine which is a major polluter.

WHAT TO DO! THEY MUST PASS THIS TO SUBDUE AND SUBJUGATE THE POPULATION TO A LIFE OF MISERY AND SLAVERY. THEY HAVE ONLY ONE MORE THING TO TAKE AND THAT IS THEIR PRIVATE HEALTH CARE, AND SOME HAVE DOUBTS. DOUBTS!

SO THEY (THE GUYS IN THE BLACK SUITS AND MIRRORED SUNGLASSES) WHACK THE SECOND MOST POPULAR PERFORMER IN HISTORY AS A DIVERSION.

That night, the House of Representatives heartily gives its ok and passes the bill. People are still mourning the fallen pop star hero. Teddybears, candles, tears, joy, music, gatherings. Who's watching TV.

The President - played by Barack Obama stairs out from a White House balcony, with Michele next to him (she's carrying 8 pound dumbbells for her arms, you know) and he spreads his arms to encompass the horizen. She's pumping her dumbbells. "This is MINE NOW, MICHELLE", he intones.

Fade to black.

The movie is called...

Hegelian Theory in Action, Part I


And...


From Radarsite
Michael Jackson is dead. All other current crises will now be put on hold. Sorry Ahmadinejad, sorry Kim Jong Ill, but your audiences have all left the room. No one is paying any attention to you today, current events have pushed you off the stage. Ahmadinejad, you will just have to continue work on your nuclear weapons without comment from the West. And Kim Jong Ill, your threats and provocations have no weight with us today. Your newsworthiness has been usurped by a much more significant story, a much more significant crisis.
Michael Jackson is dead. From Fox News to the BBC, it has already been decided, this is the major issue of the day. Forget about nuclear proliferation. Forget about escalating threats and impending confrontations. Forget about the Global War on Terror. The Western World has spoken, they have made their priorities known. The Western World has decided what is truly important today, and what is not. And you, Ahmadinejad, and you Kim Jong Ill, just don't have what it takes to compete with this current crisis. So, just do whatever you want to do, we're going to be ignoring you for awhile. You see, you're just not as important as you thought you were. - rg