MOSCOW'S 60 YO NUKE PLANT CATCHES FIRE - NO DANGER? MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/05/us-russia-fire-nuclear-idUSTRE8140J520120205

With Fukushima, and the failures/fires/steam releases we having lately, we won't need flashlights.
We'll just all emit green like lightsticks at night.

And that's not a joke.

Here's a lantern for the kids made out of Mountain Dew, baking soda and peroxide!