FORENSIC ANALYST UNCOVERS OBAMA'S CONFESSION (HEY - ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT IF HE OPENS HIS MOUTH, IT'S A LIE)

http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/forensic-analyst-uncovers-obamas-confession/

A friend told me more than once, "Everything I tell you is a bald-faced lie."

Think about it.  You might want to use it someday.