AW, COME ON. THEY'RE TAKING COCONUTS OFF THE TREES IN MUMBAI? FOR OBAMA?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/8109295/Coconuts-removed-from-trees-in-preparation-for-Barack-Obamas-India-trip.html

So you don't f***ing walk under the trees, and you don't park there, either. Any idiot knows that. He knows that from Indonesia. I learned it in the Florida Keys.

What...is someone going to lob one at him? Are you kidding? With 34 warships?

Please blog or dig this piece of complete idiocy~