I think I've heard it all. Now I'm going to have a nervous breakdown...Here's a Washington, DC dilemma -

a plea for better, new improved condoms that you and I are paying for.

http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/d-c-youth-complain-free-condoms-not-good-enough/

Aluminum foil.

Saran wrap.

A whole roll each.

It's cheaper.

Ingrates!

I don't even have a tag for this one!