NAKED BODY SCANNING GOT YOU MIFFED? WELL YOU GET SWABBED FOR EXPLOSIVES, TOO!

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/17/tsa.hands.swabbing/index.html?hpt=T1

Janet Napolitano isn't fit to be a housekeeper in a homeless mission with a bucket and a mop.

What evils really lurk in this woman's mind?